and this is the soon to be best seller POKEMON AND THEIR PROBBLEMS!

Pokemon and Their Problems 　
As you probably know pokemon are money suckers, brain melters and even horrible monsters. they think they can tell the fucher-but they cant! the most horrible are pokemon like pikachu and mime jr. Plus their legendaries are evil false gods. Wild pokemon just run around and attack you. At least that’s my experience. Once I met this guy named Ash. He was a pokemon trainer. What a dumb person he was! I HATE people like him. His pikachu was the lowest ugly stinky discusting little dirty rat I’ve ever seen. Well, being fatally allergic to pikachu isn’t easy let me tell ya. I’m not a animal person at all. And not a girl person ether. Anyways, pokemon don’t have butt holes! And they also carry disease. Pokemon just creep me out. don’t hate me! Just laugh at me for being a wimp. I’m a nice person! We all have likes and dislikes. Well enough of that. don’t track me down with a bunch of pokemon. My dad will kick you out. One of my hobbies is making no pokemon aloud signs. One of my most horrifying experiences with pokemon was when they attacked my baby brother. I can remember it like it was yesterday. I HATE POKEMON! A ryechu, a blissey, a sudowoodo, a pikachu and a raltz showed up out of nowhere. The discusting ralts flung razor sharp leaves at him. The fat ugly pikachu attacked him with electricity. The ryechue almost did the same but I ran in front of him purposely so I’d save him. I saved his life. I was in the hospital after that. The pokemon trainer obviously used cheats and did that on purpose. I HATE POKEMON TRAINERS! My brother does too. Another story was the time they came to my house the first time. Before my brother was born. I was about 7 years old. It was late at night. There was a noise. It was so strange and sounded terrifying yet ridiculous. I stepped out of bed. There was a shadow like none other in the hallway. Teeth chattering, I looked around and I saw it. It was 6 ft tall. It weighed about a ton. It was a snorlax. I was frozen stiff. I thought if it rolled over on top of me I would suffocate. Then I felt a sharp pain on my ankle. I looked down and there was an ugly munchlax biting my foot! I had to stop them but how? I couldn’t move. Then, just in time my dad came and got rid of them. How? Well here’s your answer.
Gets rid of them before you can say
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So I think you get the point.
The lovers of these terrorists are some times ordinary every day people turned in to villains because of PUKEMON .(I recommend the action below)

WHO DOSENT?!
Here’s a song that you should sing every day.
Pukemon lyrics

I wanna be the very worst

Like no one ever was

To kill them is my real pleasure

To destroy them is my cause

I will make them disappear people realizing that these are real pests get rid of them!

I will travel across the land

Searching far and wide

Each Pukemon to understand

The puke that’s inside.

Chorus:

Pukemon!

Gotta kill em all!

You are dirt.

I know it's my destiny

Pukemon!

Ooh, you're my worst enemy

In a world I must defend

Pukemon!

Gotta kill em all!

your lives are so done

my courage will destroy you

You taught me and I'll teach you

PUKEMON!

Gotta kill 'em all!

Every challenge along the way

With pikapoos I will threaten

I will exterminate every day

To claim your rightful place

Be dead, the time is right

There's no better way

You dieing I'll win the fight

It's always been my dream

Chorus

Pukemon!

Gotta kill em all!

You are dirt.

I know it's my destiny

Pukemon!

Ooh, you're my worst enemy

In a world I must defend

Pukemon!

Gotta kill em all!

your lives are so done

my courage will destroy you

You taught me and I'll teach you

PUKEMON! Gotta kill 'em all!

Chorus

Pukemon!

Gotta kill em all!

You are dirt.

I know it's my destiny

Pukemon!

Ooh, you're my worst enemy

In a world I must defend

Pukemon!

Gotta kill em all!

your lives are so done

my courage will destroy you

You taught me and I'll teach you

PUKEMON!

Gotta kill 'em all!

That song I hope will get you from :( to :).