Thursday, November 12, 2009

pukemon of the week

next week we will make the pukemon of the week. you get to comment the name of the pukemon and it might be the pukemon of the week

Monday, November 9, 2009

PUKEMON MESSES WITH YOUR MIND

I found this in a news paper article. here's a part of it.

The family of a boy who hanged himself after his Pokemon cards were confiscated claimed yesterday that he was the victim of racism.

the boy died on Feb 13, 10 months after writing a note in which he said he wanted to kill himself following the incident with the cards.

Friday, November 6, 2009

THE DEATH OF ASH



THIS IS A CARTOON OF HATED ASH KETCHUM FROM THE POKEMON SHOWS!!

and this is the soon to be best seller POKEMON AND THEIR PROBBLEMS!

Pokemon and Their Problems  
As you probably know pokemon are money suckers, brain melters and even horrible monsters. they think they can tell the fucher-but they cant! the most horrible are pokemon like pikachu and mime jr. Plus their legendaries are evil false gods. Wild pokemon just run around and attack you. At least that’s my experience. Once I met this guy named Ash. He was a pokemon trainer. What a dumb person he was! I HATE people like him. His pikachu was the lowest ugly stinky discusting little dirty rat I’ve ever seen. Well, being fatally allergic to pikachu isn’t easy let me tell ya. I’m not a animal person at all. And not a girl person ether. Anyways, pokemon don’t have butt holes! And they also carry disease. Pokemon just creep me out. don’t hate me! Just laugh at me for being a wimp. I’m a nice person! We all have likes and dislikes. Well enough of that. don’t track me down with a bunch of pokemon. My dad will kick you out. One of my hobbies is making no pokemon aloud signs. One of my most horrifying experiences with pokemon was when they attacked my baby brother. I can remember it like it was yesterday. I HATE POKEMON! A ryechu, a blissey, a sudowoodo, a pikachu and a raltz showed up out of nowhere. The discusting ralts flung razor sharp leaves at him. The fat ugly pikachu attacked him with electricity. The ryechue almost did the same but I ran in front of him purposely so I’d save him. I saved his life. I was in the hospital after that. The pokemon trainer obviously used cheats and did that on purpose. I HATE POKEMON TRAINERS! My brother does too. Another story was the time they came to my house the first time. Before my brother was born. I was about 7 years old. It was late at night. There was a noise. It was so strange and sounded terrifying yet ridiculous. I stepped out of bed. There was a shadow like none other in the hallway. Teeth chattering, I looked around and I saw it. It was 6 ft tall. It weighed about a ton. It was a snorlax. I was frozen stiff. I thought if it rolled over on top of me I would suffocate. Then I felt a sharp pain on my ankle. I looked down and there was an ugly munchlax biting my foot! I had to stop them but how? I couldn’t move. Then, just in time my dad came and got rid of them. How? Well here’s your answer.
Gets rid of them before you can say
“HELLP! HELP! SOME BODY HELP ME! IM TO YOUNG TO DIE! NO! NO! HELLP! HELP! SOME BODY HELP ME! IM TO YOUNG TO DIE! NO! NO! HELLP! HELP! SOME BODY HELP ME! IM TO YOUNG TO DIE! NO! NO! HELLP! HELP! SOME BODY HELP ME! IM TO YOUNG TO DIE! NO! NO! HELLP! HELP! SOME BODY HELP ME! IM TO YOUNG TO DIE! NO! NO! HELLP! HELP! SOME BODY HELP ME! IM TO YOUNG TO DIE! NO! NO! HELLP! HELP! SOME BODY HELP ME! IM TO YOUNG TO DIE! NO! NO! HELLP! HELP! SOME BODY HELP ME! IM TO YOUNG TO DIE! NO! NO! HELLP! HELP! SOME BODY HELP ME! IM TO YOUNG TO DIE! NO! NO! HELLP! HELP! SOME BODY HELP ME! IM TO YOUNG TO DIE! NO! NO! HELLP! HELP! SOME BODY HELP ME! IM TO YOUNG TO DIE! NO! NO! HELLP! HELP! SOME BODY HELP ME! IM TO YOUNG TO DIE! NO! NO! HELLP! HELP! SOME BODY HELP ME! IM TO YOUNG TO DIE! NO! NO! HELLP! HELP! SOME BODY HELP ME! IM TO YOUNG TO DIE! NO! NO! HELLP! HELP! SOME BODY HELP ME! IM TO YOUNG TO DIE! NO! NO! HELLP! HELP! SOME BODY HELP ME! IM TO YOUNG TO DIE! NO! NO! HELLP! HELP! SOME BODY HELP ME! IM TO YOUNG TO DIE! NO! NO! HELLP! HELP! SOME BODY HELP ME! IM TO YOUNG TO DIE! NO! NO! HELLP! HELP! SOME BODY HELP ME! IM TO YOUNG TO DIE! NO! NO! HELLP! HELP! SOME BODY HELP ME! IM TO YOUNG TO DIE! NO! NO! HELLP! HELP! SOME BODY HELP ME! IM TO YOUNG TO DIE! NO! NO! HELLP! HELP! SOME BODY HELP ME! IM TO YOUNG TO DIE! NO! NO! HELLP! HELP! SOME BODY HELP ME! IM TO YOUNG TO DIE! NO! NO! HELLP! HELP! SOME BODY HELP ME! IM TO YOUNG TO DIE! NO! NO! HELLP! HELP! SOME BODY HELP ME! IM TO YOUNG TO DIE! NO! NO! HELLP! HELP! SOME BODY HELP ME! IM TO YOUNG TO DIE! NO! NO! HELLP! HELP! SOME BODY HELP ME! IM TO YOUNG TO DIE! NO! NO! HELLP! HELP! SOME BODY HELP ME! IM TO YOUNG TO DIE! NO! NO! HELLP! HELP! SOME BODY HELP ME! IM TO YOUNG TO DIE! NO! NO! HELLP! HELP! SOME BODY HELP ME! IM TO YOUNG TO DIE! NO! NO! HELLP! HELP! SOME BODY HELP ME! IM TO YOUNG TO DIE! NO! NO! HELLP! HELP! SOME BODY HELP ME! IM TO YOUNG TO DIE! NO! NO! “
So I think you get the point.
The lovers of these terrorists are some times ordinary every day people turned in to villains because of PUKEMON .(I recommend the action below)




WHO DOSENT?!
Here’s a song that you should sing every day.
Pukemon lyrics
I wanna be the very worst
Like no one ever was
To kill them is my real pleasure
To destroy them is my cause
I will make them disappear people realizing that these are real pests get rid of them!
I will travel across the land
Searching far and wide
Each Pukemon to understand
The puke that’s inside.
Chorus:
Pukemon!
Gotta kill em all!
You are dirt.
I know it's my destiny
Pukemon!
Ooh, you're my worst enemy
In a world I must defend
Pukemon!
Gotta kill em all!
your lives are so done
my courage will destroy you
You taught me and I'll teach you
PUKEMON!
Gotta kill 'em all!
Every challenge along the way
With pikapoos I will threaten
I will exterminate every day
To claim your rightful place
Be dead, the time is right
There's no better way
You dieing I'll win the fight
It's always been my dream
Chorus
Pukemon!
Gotta kill em all!
You are dirt.
I know it's my destiny
Pukemon!
Ooh, you're my worst enemy
In a world I must defend
Pukemon!
Gotta kill em all!
your lives are so done
my courage will destroy you
You taught me and I'll teach you
PUKEMON! Gotta kill 'em all!

Chorus
Pukemon!
Gotta kill em all!
You are dirt.
I know it's my destiny
Pukemon!
Ooh, you're my worst enemy
In a world I must defend
Pukemon!
Gotta kill em all!
your lives are so done
my courage will destroy you
You taught me and I'll teach you
PUKEMON!
Gotta kill 'em all!
That song I hope will get you from :( to :).

fat misty


this i thought was funny. ash needs a new head though.

THE REAL PUKEMON

pukemon diaper and pearl




this is diaper baby team rocket




this is ash in his favorite diaper

these are the 2 ugly brat rats in diapers


this one i like to call "diapy lovers"

these are the ridiculous grown up versions of the pukemon team. I put colored stuff on the top ubove them and a purple dot on max's shoulder so you can see whitch charactor is whitch. red is ash, yellow orange is misty, orange is gary, yellow is may, brown is brock, pink is jessie, blue is james, green is tracey, turquoise is dawn, purple is max.

dawn has no tights!



yeah, that's right FULLY EXPOSED!

pokemon are bad for your mind and your body!

you dont have to read the whole thing. just thought it was interesting.

In Wake of Second Death, CPSC and Burger King Again Urge Consumers to Destroy and Discard Pokemon Balls



Recalled Product WASHINGTON, D.C. - The U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission (CPSC) and Burger King Corp. are again urging consumers to immediately destroy and discard Pokemon balls distributed with Burger King kids meals in November and December 1999. On January 25, 2000, a 4-month-old boy in Indianapolis, Ind., reportedly suffocated when one-half of a Pokemon ball that was in his crib became stuck on his face.
Burger King Corp., in cooperation with CPSC, issued a voluntary recall of more than 25 million Pokemon balls on December 27, 1999. The balls pose a suffocation hazard to children under three years of age.
In December, a 13-month old girl reportedly suffocated when one-half of a Pokemon ball covered her nose and mouth. Also in December, an 18-month old girl nearly suffocated when a ball-half got stuck over her face. On the second attempt, the girl's father was able to pull the ball-half from her face.
Pokemon balls are plastic, ball-shaped containers between 2.75 and 3 inches in diameter. They pull apart to reveal one of 57 different Pokemon toys inside. The balls were distributed in a variety of colors including red and white, and hot pink. Packaging described them as safety tested and recommended for all ages of children.
Burger King restaurants nationwide distributed the Pokemon balls inside Burger King big kids meals and regular kids meals from early November through December 1999.
You should immediately take the balls away from children under the age of 3. They should discard the ball or return both halves of the ball and the clip to a Burger King restaurant for a free order of small fries. Children can continue to use the Pokemon toy that came inside the ball.


As part of the voluntary recall effort, more than 8,100 Burger King restaurants posted recall notices in both English and Spanish. When the recall was first announced, Burger King placed an ad in USA Today, and CPSC broadcast a video news release so local television stations could use video tape showing the danger. CPSC Chairman Ann Brown also announced the recall on the Today Show reaching millions of viewers.
In addition, Burger King worked with the CPSC to send recall notices to 56,000 pediatricians' offices, 10,000 emergency room directors and 25,000 emergency health care clinics across the country. Notices were posted on the CPSC and Burger King web sites, and on web sites frequented by Pokemon fans and parents. Recall notices will be posted on tray liners, carry-out bags and french fry bags as well.
Burger King also will purchase national cable and network television advertisements to alert consumers to the recall.

your stuff!

DEAR PUKEMON KILLERS,
I WANT TO LET YOU TELL THE WORLD THAT PUKEMON SUCKS. COMENT WHAT YOU WANT TO SAY (* optional : AND PLEASE TYPE YOUR NAME AND MAYBE YOUR BLOG AT THE BOTTOM IF YOU WANT IT SHOWN) IF YOU WANT YOUR TEXT ON MY BLOG.

PUKEMON

for people who like pukemon; PUKEMON IS A DISGRACE TO HUMANITY AND IS THE DIRT YOU FIND ON THE BOTTOM OF YOUR SHOES! THIS !@?# HAS GOT TO GO! LISTEN TO THESE WORDS! LLLLLLLLLLLLIIIIIIIIIIISSSSTTTTTTTTEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNN!
ps... GOT TO KILL EM ALL!

AFP TV'S NEW SITE

my other site afp tv was getting crowded with pukemon stuff. afp tv was not intended for all that pukemon stuff. so i made a site just for pukemon.enjoy!
gotta kill em all!